Wednesday, February 04, 2004
there has been an oil spill off the norweigan coast, thousands of birds are contaminated. if you would like to help in this emergency you can go to www.ifaw.org
posted by Ms_Bunnie 8:52 AM
people who have been following this blog for awhile are probably intimate with my bizarre sleeping habits by now but for those of you new on the scene let me fill you in...i do all kinds of wierd crap in my sleep, most notably i get up 2 to 5 times a night and sleepwalk to the kitchen and eat all things sugar related. this is confusing to me because during waking hours i have little interest in eating sweets. for a long time the top choice for my midnight feedings was ice cream, it got so bad i had to have a padlock put on my freezer to which mister L holds the key. that worked, i would just run unfulfilled laps to and from the kitchen all night, but then i made the mistake of going to costco and buying mister L a big bag of those jelly belly jellybeans.
who can resist a jellybean? not me.
its one of the few sweeties i am tempted by during waking hours but i thought i could control the situation by getting another lock for the cabinet we keep them in. i must be a far more clever or determined little monkey than i thought because i have figured out how to slide my hand up and into the cabinet, circumventing the lock and grab tiny little fistfulls of jellybeans. i know this because i have been waking up feeling like i have been poisoned, sugar makes me feel worse than a hangover, but the real evidence is that i keep finding all of the flavors i dont like in strange places around the house. a coconut bean on the kitchen counter, a bannana one on the back of the toilet, licorice under my pillow, and the final and most damning, two rootbeer jellybeans in the back pocket of my pajammas.
posted by Ms_Bunnie 5:47 AM
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Monday, February 02, 2004
home from maine, slightly battered by excessive driving, still not quite compis mentis. see i am so out of it i dont even know if i spelled that right. i had no internet access while i was away and came home to loads of mail, to be fair, most of it was trying to offer me ways to make organs i do not posess larger. i promise i will catch up on all mail recieved tomorrow. for now it is american idol (yes i said it) and sleep.
posted by Ms_Bunnie 5:08 PM
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