Saturday, January 17, 2004
sometimes i fantasize about shooting myself in the head, just to make the noise stop. i dont really want to die or anything, i just want a little break from the constant relentless thinking.
it never stops. tangent builds upon tangent and there is no end. most of the time i am pleased with this, i very rarely am ever bored. i dont even need to carry a book to the dr's office or anything because all i have to do is dissappear into my own head for awhile and it's all good. i have a library and six thousand channels of satelite tv built right in. usually i would consider this way better than real tv, but real tv comes with a remote and more importantly an off button and my head does not.
i just want a little vacation from my brain, or maybe i could send my brain on a vacation from me. i wonder how it would feel about 2 weeks in the virgin islands...or hawaii prehaps?
posted by Ms_Bunnie 7:10 AM
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Tuesday, January 13, 2004
here is a typical conversation in my home, i am speaking in bold and my boss is speaking in regular text.
I DON'T WANT TO DRIVE THE BLACK CAR ANYMORE
why not?
I THINK SOME ANIMALS HAVE BEEN LIVING IN IT, IT SMEELS LIKE CAT FOOD AND PEE
oh, well that can't be too terrible. its just a little water.
WHAT WATER? I SAID PEE.
yeah, that water.
YOU THINK PEE IS WATER?
well, yes, basically.
HMMM....(PAUSE)
SO IF I WENT INTO THE OTHER ROOM AND PEED IN A GLASS YOU WOULD DRINK IT?
uhhh...errr...no.
BUT I THOUGHT YOU SAID IT WAS WATER
well...
SO YOU WOULDN'T DRINK IT, BUT YOU WANT ME TO DRIVE AROUND IN IT?
realizing i may have had a point, but not wanting to concede defeat he said "ehhh" and followed it with a non commital gesture of the shoulders. the pee car issue is currently unresolved.
posted by Ms_Bunnie 1:45 PM
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